Another one for not posting in half a year… -_-
I hear kids these days don’t sport these types of rides anymore, what with endangerment ‘n all. Which is too bad… I’d roll right up behind your lame Power Wheels, and hit the “devour” switch. But– not before completely trashing it across the playground… while blasting my tricked out, new subs in the back. Ha.
But alas… a fantasy. I guess I’ll just have to settle for this:
|:(
So I’m taking out the trash this morning, when I run across this bum casually diving through the dumpster; ‘prolly looking for that perfect piece of cardboard to broadcast his tear-jerker tragedies on some exit off of I-5…
But I digress– this trash was heavy, and he was kind of in my way. I weighed the thought of doing this tactfully somehow, but then I realized how absurd that was.
“Uhhh… dude?”
He lifts his head and glows at the loaded contractor bag in my hand–
–is what he says. I’m like “yeahhh, it is…” o_o
I think there was a busted up VCR in there… maybe he’ll enjoy it for lunch.