Andrew Borno » garbage http://andrewborno.com Tagline is this. Tagline goes here. Tagline is you. Thu, 30 Sep 2010 08:32:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Garbage http://andrewborno.com/2010/02/25/garbage/ http://andrewborno.com/2010/02/25/garbage/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:55:30 +0000 Andrew Borno http://andrewborno.com/?p=414 So I’m taking out the trash this morning, when I run across this bum casually diving through the dumpster; ‘prolly looking for that perfect piece of cardboard to broadcast his tear-jerker tragedies on some exit off of I-5…

But I digress– this trash was heavy, and he was kind of in my way. I weighed the thought of doing this tactfully somehow, but then I realized how absurd that was.

“Uhhh… dude?”

He lifts his head and glows at the loaded contractor bag in my hand–

's that a gift for me?

–is what he says. I’m like “yeahhh, it is…” o_o

I think there was a busted up VCR in there… maybe he’ll enjoy it for lunch.

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